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The autopilot stared at the controls uneasily, hand hovering over the instrument panel. He hesitated for a moment before activating the PA. A turquoise screen flickered into existance - followed by the chime and logo of the megacorporation:
"B - N - L!"
And the unfeeling demeanor of the pale android projected itself throughout the Axiom's interior network.
"Due to a severe increase in defective robot activity, the Axiom is being placed in a temporary emergency lock-down. Passengers are advised to remain in their rooms as much as possible to avoid injury. The swift capture and detainment of these dangerous machines will ensure that the situation shall be alleviated in a short amount of time.
If you spot one of these defective robots, do not go near them. Contact security at your local steward kiosk. Unauthorized access to the Bridge, the Brig, and other areas are strictly prohibited until the lock-down is lifted. These areas will be clearly marked, and any unauthorized persons will be apprehended and detained. Any further questions can be answered on Inquiry Menu in any computer terminal or hover chair."
And with a graceful gesture to the glossy controls, the message ended.





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Life is way to over complicated. You stand there, listening to some idiot mouth off. It takes 42 muscles to sit there and frown. However, it only takes 4 muscles to take action and GLITCH SLAP that Idiot across the face!
Pass it on
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend
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Never give up. No matter what.
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this signature contains AIDS don't touch it
If you don't mind, I'm going to eat my bagel angrily
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I love Wall-E, and I'm proud to say that.
Sarah and I support Autopiolits. ~w~
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.....
My ferrets pwn you.
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Kids are swingin' from [power lines]
☣│▌║█▌│█│║║│║██│║█☢
YOU LOST THE GAME.
WALL-E:
EVE: *after wall-e's and auto's war...*
McCrea:
lets see if he wants to taze mah wall-e again
lol, just make you laugh creepy-wheel
PS
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